9/7/12
P (handing me Shakespeare's Measure for Measure from our "grown up" bookshelf): Mommy read it.
E: Really, Penny?
P: Yeah, Mommy
E (Reads first line)
P: (grabs book) No read that one.
7/31/12
E: What's D for?
P: Daddy!
E: What's M for?
P: Mommy!
E: What's O for?
P: Oh Penny."
7/15/12
Daddy: Say "meet the press", Penny.
P: Meet the mess.
7/7/12
E: (giving Penny a small plate of blueberries) Here, Penny, want some blueberries?
P: Drink it.
E: You can't drink blueberries.
P: (puts face to plate and eats one hands-free) I drink it!
6/11/12
E: Penny, what do you want for breakfast? Do you want cereal or yogurt?
P: Yeah.
E: Which do you want? Cereal or yogurt?
P: Coffee. (Then smiles and laughs)
6/7/12
E: Penny, what do you want for breakfast?
P: (silence)
E: Do you want oatmeal? ...or yogurt? ...or cereal?
P: Bacon.
6/3/12
P: Mommy, Mommy!
E: What, Penny?
P: Mommy! Please.
E: What do you want, Penny?
P: Beer. (pointing to Guinness on the counter)
E: Beer? You want beer?
P: Yeah.
E: Sorry, Penny. Beer is for grown-ups.
P: Daddy's?
E: Yes.
P: Yeah.
E: Sorry, Penny. Beer is for grown-ups.
P: Daddy's?
E: Yes.
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